10 Things I Would Pay For... | Confessions of a Stay-At-Home Mom

August 31, 2011

10 Things I Would Pay For...



If I had all the money in the world,
I would gladly pay for the following things:



1) A personal chef to make all my food (and feed it to me if I was too lazy to feed myself). 








2) A maid to clean my messes and make my bed (especially if she could be Alice from The Brady Bunch






3) A chauffeur to drive me all over the place






4) A stylist to wash, brush and style my hair






5) Someone to read out loud to me






6) A daily event planner, managing my schedule and planning fun and interesting things for me to do each day.
















7) A personal trainer, who keeps me active and healthy, even if I resist (especially if that trainer could be Bob Harper from The Biggest Loser)










8) A motivational speaker to encourage me, motivate me and cheer me on in all of my endeavors.






9) A personal doctor who was on call just for me 24 hours a day, diagnosing any malady I am facing and knowing exactly what I need for any given issue.






...and, hands down...






10) The opportunity to nap once, if not twice, every day.  EVERY DAY.









So, for the life of me, I cannot understand why my children cannot appreciate that they, in fact, benefit from all of the above services. For free. 

FOR FREE. 




Why did I not take advantage of how good I had it when I was little?






If only I knew then what I know now...



2 comments :

  1. This makes me smile. Oh to be a kid again.

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  2. LOVE this!!! So true (especially the nap part!)

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