Since becoming a parent, there are phrases that leave my mouth that I never in a million years dreamed I'd ever speak...
"No running with forks."
"Poopies and pee-pees don't go in panties, they go in the potty."
"I promise wolves cannot come into our house."
"No, Dora cannot eat you."
"Mashed potatoes are not for playing, they are for eating."
"I'm not sure Candy Land cards make good cake ingredients."
"We don't touch the inside of other people's potties."
"Seagulls can't 'sneak you.'"
And, the piece de resistance:
"Why? Because I said so!"
What astounding phrases have come from your lips?
I'd love to hear some good ones!