Dear Mother Nature (Again):
I'm not sure if this is due to your boredom with the Winter Weather, and your need to spice up things a bit. You certainly had your kicks with the last few snowstorms you threw our way.
But hear me on this: Waking up to find one of these on my pillow?
So not cute.
Especially considering the recent confession regarding my feelings toward these scum of the earth (see #4).
I mean, come on. It was on my pillow. It could have touched my hair. Or crawled into my mouth.
I'm going to go and take another shower.
My patience with your antics is wearing thin. Consider yourself warned.