Answer: A Buttload | Confessions of a Stay-At-Home Mom

June 22, 2011

Answer: A Buttload


Question: The quantity of diapers one comes home with from Target when one has an almost 3-year old who wears a size 5 diaper and who is thrown into hysterics at the mere mention of a toilet is not quite ready for potty training, but on the brink of possibly using the potty (due to the shameless parental bribes involving an extra large bag of Dum Dum lollipops), so one also purchases generic pull-up training pants in the hopes that she will some day not be changing her teenager's diapers, as well as an almost 6 month old with impossibly cute and chunky rolls who wears a size 3 diaper during the day but finds it humorous to pee out of them at night, requiring a size 4 to sleep in.

Did I mention I only have 2 children?

Oh, and you're welcome, Target.

This is just getting ridiculous, people.


  1. Don't be ashamed by the bribes...I bought M a boatload of girly stuff from Claires that she had been begging for in hopes of her using the potty. Now she just tells everyone that Mommy is holding them for her.

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