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September 26, 2012

These Things Did Not NOT Happen So Far This Week (and it's only Wednesday)...





A list, in no particular order, of the things that did not NOT happen over the last 2 days


  • My 21 month old waking at 6am
  • Putting on the only slippers I own (large furry atrocities in the shape of cows)
  • Falling, bleary-eyed, down the steps with said 21 month old
  • 21 month old completely fine
  • Knee in such pain I can't help but worry it is torn
  • Crying
  • Trying to recuperate all day with injuries from the fall
  • Visit to 4 year old's preschool 
  • Whip up yummy dinner despite knee pain
  • Go to work at the Y for a few hours
  • Get a call from Hubby that kids are out-of-control cranky
  • 21 month old refusing to eat dinner
  • 21 month old completely beside herself, put to bed early
  • Getting home from work to a worn out husband
  • Spending the evening trying to ice the knee and discern the extent of damage
  • Blogging
  • ::SLEEP:: 
  • 21 month old waking at 5:45am just to mess with me
  • Crying
  • Waking to find that my knee still hurts from falling down the stairs with said 21 month old the day before
  • Waking to find that while the knee still hurts, back seemingly took the brunt of the fall, and I could not do any moves except The Robot
  • Crying
  • Drinking of Coffee
  • Having a 21 month old still teething
  • Said teething 21 month old responding to her own pain by being disagreeably cranky and needing to be picked up.
  • Did I mention my back felt like it snapped in half?
  • Crying
  • Sibling fighting reaching new heights
  • Watching TV
  • Taking business phone calls and responding to work emails
  • Crying
  • Walking up the steps and hoping my busted knee does not give out
  • Yelling (I'M SORRY :[ )
  • Drinking of Coffee
  • Nursing my poor, battle-wounded body
  • More work
  • Watching Food Network
  • Explaining to my 4 year old that while I loved Dinosaurs when I was her age, dinosaurs did not, in fact, roam the earth during my childhood
  • Crying
  • Potentially more TV
  • Taking another business phone call
  • Thinking the kids were in the next room only to find they had snuck upstairs
  • Finding 21 month old on the upstairs landing COMPLETELY SOAKED head to toe
  • Finding 4 year old in a very wet and slippery bathroom
  • Sending 4 year old to her room once it was discerned that whatever water mess occurred was of her doing
  • Discerning that, for the second time this week, the 4 year old decided to wash the 21 month old. With hand soap. In the bathroom sink. With cups. On the bathroom floor. Both children being completely clothed at the time.
  • Crying
  • Potentially more coffee
  • Cursing inside my head
  • Attempting to maintain my cool
  • Resistance from the Child Forces to pack up and visit their grandmother
  • An attempt, with a broken body, to put 2 sets of shoes on 2 wriggly kid feet as well as my own
  • A semi-serene 30 minute drive to said grandmothers house
  • Thinking about season premieres on TV later that night
  • Thinking of wine
  • Thinking of crying
  • Thinking of Nutella
  • Repeatedly chanting in my head, "I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN"
  • A chaotic dinner at grandmother's house
  • A trip to the local grocery store wherein 21 month old screeched (happily) and touched EVERY. ITEM. IN. THE. STORE
  • A 4 year old who, during her bath and profuse apologies from her mother for being such a crappy mom all day, said, "Don't worry Mom. Tomorrow dad is home, and we'll all 3 take care of you and your back tomorrow"
  • Crying (this time sentimentally)
  • A 30 minute drive home
  • Immediately putting cranky 21 month old to bed
  • Snuggling 4 year old on the couch
  • Putting 4 year old to bed
  • Sitting on the couch with a large bowl of vanilla ice cream topped with crushed pretzels and Nutella
  • Watching great season premieres
  • Knowing that tomorrow is a new day



How has your week been going? :)





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